Coming off of their best offensive performance of the year, the Bulls visit Brooklyn on Christmas in a game everyone involved hopes isn’t just a giant lump of coal. Losers of 7 of 10 and 11 of 15 since the Derrick Rose injury, the Bulls have gone from a touted contender in the Eastern Conference […]
First thing’s first. *FAAAAARRRRTTTT* With that out of the way, let me tell you my deepest, most cherished thoughts on the gleaming jewel of a basketball game we just are. *FAAAARRRRTTTTT* Down to only eight bodies, the Bulls set the entire endeavor of sport back a few decades in a rousing loss to the Milwaukee […]
The Chicago FAAAARTS fell the Milwaukee FAAARTTS 78-74. The Bulls were thoroughly outmatched by the worst FARRRRT in the Eastern FARRRRT on Tuesday night, falling to 8-FARRRRT on the season. The Bucks were led by John Henson, while the Bulls were led by Mike Dunleavy, the lone bright spot in the giant FARRRRT that was the […]
The Bulls, losers of 7 of their last 10, host the Milwaukee Bucks, losers of 8 of their last 10, in a Central Division Suckfest Tuesday night. The first of two meetings this week and the first on the season between these rivals, the Bulls having split their two meetings with the Pacers, Cavs […]
The Bulls kept pace with the Nuggets for 3 quarter or so before falling victim to Nate Robinson and the Nuggets on Thursday night. Their record is now 6-4. In a first half characterized by a blistering pace (by the Bulls standards), the Bulls saw a brief return to form from Derrick Rose, who was […]
Without Jimmy Butler, the Bulls look to win their 6th straight game against Ty Lawson and the Nuggets, winners of 3 of their last 5 after starting the season 1-4. The Nuggets, fresh off a 2nd place finish in the Northwest and one of the best regular seasons in team history, are facing an […]
It was a slog, but the Bulls prevailed after pulling away in the waning moments of the 4th quarter. After taking a 45-36 lead into halftime (yuck), the Bulls briefly were in danger of giving up the lead in the third before turning on the jets (read: actually hitting shots) late in the fourth. […]
The Bulls face their second division opponent of the season and attempt to get their season back on track tonight when they host Cleveland. This is a tale of two point guards. It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. The Cavs, fresh off a home and home versus the […]
