Brian Schroeder (@Cosmis) holds the unique distinction of being old to have seen Michael Jordan play but not old enough to be a Bulls fan during it. He became a Bulls fan in 2001 and has suffered through all the Marcus Fizers, Jay Williamses and Tyrus Thomases (*sheds single tear*) to bring his particular form of hyper-pessimism to you. Brian’s other work can be found over at Hardwood Paroxysm. Sometimes in one year might become Bull forever.