Superman III: Starring Tyrus Thomas

I already posted a video of T-Time’s amazing In-Your-Face-Disgrace over Jermaine “The Drain” O’Neal, but the gentlemen at Didn’t Draw Iron added a nice little visual effect to that brutal posterization. So, with all due respect to Supermen I and II (Shaq and Dwight Howard), here’s Superman III* (via Ball Don’t Lie):

*For the record, I think it’s totally fitting that Tyrus is drawing a comparison — from me, but still — to the Superman movie that forcefed audiences a completely-out-of-his-element Richard Pryor and had Superman fighting not Lex Luthor, Zod or some other cool villain…but a rich dude and his evil supercomputer. I wonder if the script writers dreamed up even lamer bad guys that didn’t make the final cut, like Hypno Hustler or the Ten-Eyed Man.

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2 Responses to Superman III: Starring Tyrus Thomas

  1. will@wildyams.com'
    WildYams January 27, 2009 at 8:24 pm #

    The writers did come up with a worse villain for Superman IV: The Quest for Peace – Nuclear Man: a supervillain who could be beaten by not having the suns rays shine upon him. That’s right, a guy so wimpy that on cloudy days he’d be completely neutralized. My guess is that like the Ex-Presidents in Point Break, he only terrorized people during the summer. I’d further guess that like Clay Bennett, he didn’t want to be anywhere near Seattle.

    Also, Jon Cryer as Lex Luthor’s nephew?

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