Marcus Camby? Again, no thanks

Let the offseason speculation continue! Now that the woeful Clippers have won the right to destroy yet another promising NBA career, K.C. Johnson of the Chicago Tribune is advocating a straight-up trade with The Other L.A. Team: Kirk Hinrich for Marcus Camby. The upside of the trade is that it gets Captain Kirk’s Contract of […]

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Derrick Rose’s Top 10 Games in 2008-09

Derrick Rose was the 2008-09 NBA Rookie of the Year. That means he was great for the entire 82-game season…not to mention the playoffs. So choosing his 10 best games is like trying to pick the best movie in the Police Academy series: In the end, they’re all winners. (Although the ones with Steve Guttenberg were probably […]

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Derrick wants to be like ‘Bron

From RealGM: “I had a good year. I wasn’t scared or anything. I just had to get used to it, making mistakes and learning from the mistakes. I watched LeBron [James] early in his career, and his biggest thing was he got used to making mistakes so he could move on and not think about […]

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Own Michael Jordan’s…guitar?!

Sometime back in the 1990s, the Gibson Guitar company presented Michael Jordan with a custom-made Bulls-themed guitar. It has the Bulls logo, says “Chicago Bulls” and the serial number is CHI (CHICAGO) 23…in honor of MJ’s jersey number! Heck, it even has Mike’s signature. (Jordan probably had to put his name on the guitar to […]

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Joakim Noah: Lovin’ the offseason

Any defeat-related agony that Joakim suffered over that Game 7 loss to the Celtics is apparently long forgotten. He can now be found in beautiful St. Barts, surfing, clowning, drinking, flexing Hulk Hogan-style, burying people in sand and (NSFW) frollicking in the ocean with busty, topless beach babes. I guess “working on my post game during the offseason” […]

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Aaron Gray’s Top 5 Games in 2008-09

Big Sexy. The White Panther. The White Flag. Theose are just a few…okay, they’re the only nicknames for Chicago’s favorite human victory cigar, Mr. Aaron Michael Gray. In tribute to this giant of a man (7’0″, 270 pounds), I have chronicled his best five games of the recently deceased season. 1. December 26, 2008:Santa must […]

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Chicago Bulls: The Aliases

Last week, a confused commenter asked why I kept referring to Ben Gordon as “Air Gordon.” That nickname has been used pretty frequently here in Chicago over the past few years — particularly in the press — and I took for granted that everybody was familiar with it. To make up for that mistake, I decided to make a master […]

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Mike Miller? No thanks

According to the Bleacher Report, the Minnesota Timberwolves — who have three first round picks in this year’s draft — might want to package a pick and Mike Miller for either Ben Gordon (in a sign-and-trade) or Kirk Hinrich. It seems unlikely that the Bulls would do a sign-and-trade for BG, because that would mean they’d […]

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Derrick’s hot car

Check it: That sweet, sweet ride is the Maserati Gran Turismo owned by none other than Chicago Bulls Rookie of the Year Derrick Rose. One note of caution. If you want to cruise down the mean city streets like D-Rose, I suggest you start saving your pennies. The Maserati GranTurismo has an MSRP of $110,000…and I’m […]

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